Man Day

Clayton is giving a thumbs up to baseball.

I had to pick up a couple stocking stuffers on Christmas Eve. I knew the mall would be bombed, so I arrived at eight in the morning when it was opening. I apologized to the clerk for having to work so early. She didn't seem to mind at all and informed me that Christmas Eve was "Man day."

I looked puzzled and she said Christmas Eve was the day all the procrastinating men filled the stores walking around like uninspired zombies.